She's back!

Ok... well, not fully back, but until I get my new digital camera (I got the Casio Exilim EX S100...such a sweet little cam), this will just be a verbal blog. Im sitting at work right now, bored as fuck cause everyone is on vacation with their stupid families and their stupid family pets. I could be up in Alaska where you don't have to dream about a white christmas, but NO! Work had to lay down the law.. I guess you had to request christmas off before I was even hired back in March. Oh well!

Anyway, some news from C-bombs. I rock at Fantasy Fooball. No one thought it could be possible, but I am in the Championship game vs C-Dub this coming weekend. I have won 6 in a row now and the smallest amount I could come away with would be $75. Pretty sweet in my book. Some late additions that I would like to give a shout out to would be Lee Evans of the Buffalo Bills.. Aparently Eric Moulds made a pass at Bledsoe's wife or something, so now he only throws to Evans. Also, my Bus, Jerome saved-my-ass-more-than-once Bettis. Week 1: 3 yards and 3 touchdowns. Stud. Also, even though I drafted him, Antonio Gates of the SD Chargers. 15th round and the best TE in the league. 12 TD's, 915 yards.. what a trooper. You best bring your A game Charlars.. its gonna be a bumpy ride with my boys!

On a side note, screw Tim for saying I would have the worst team in the league. That is all.

Other things that are going on in my life.. Back to school for Cera! Ill be back at U of O full time starting Jan 3rd. I will still be working full time, which will suck, but at least i might get done with my degree by 24.. unlike some salty bj's I know. I also will be moving over by campus thanks to Uncle Sherman. Not only does he make a mean deep fried turkey, he also comes through with great opportunities. Ill be moving into a one bedroom cottage on 17th and Alder. He just bought a 6-plex there that has 2 little cottages on it, and he made me a deal so that I pay the same rent i pay in my current apartment, and all i have to do is collect the rent at the beginning of the month. I very excited, especially because I wont have to ride the bus to class, meaning i wont have to wake up as early, and I will be closer to my boys! I will also be very close to the campus bars, so no more need to try to drive home anymore...

Relationship news is never good.. I scare boys away. Scott will be home in about a month, so maybe that will pick up where it left off, but I am not counting on anything. I hurt my left wrist due to my being single problem. You do the math.

Alright kids, I promise to keep up with my blog much more religiously from here on out, especially once I get the digital camera all set up. I just hope and pray I dont lose the damn thing.. it is only the size of a credit card and the width of your thumb.. Hope everyone has a very merry christmas, a festive festivus, a happy chaunuka, a happy qwanza, a happy christmukuh and all the other random holidays. See you on New Years!

Cera*

Yuck

This guy is the definition of a pedifile...

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=6578277613489268447

*shudder*

The chick on the left is 7'6'' and is 320lbs...thats one huge bitch! 

Stewie 

I touched the fish!

Hey all...so football starts this Thursday...I believe I will be calling in sick to work, cause I have Tom Brady, the Pats D as well as some random other players playin in this one, and well, fuck work. I work Fridays and Saturdays, so i deserve at least this day off. Another thing going on is my Salmon Bake that will more than likely be not this coming Monday (cause of Labor Day) but the Monday after. The Packers will be playin the Panthers or the Jags I think..its early and im lazy as fuck, so ill look it up later. Im planning the bake for around 5ish, cause thats when the game starts (i think..again, laziness factors in, but its over a week away..ive got time). Anyway, it will be at my apartment since none of you guys have ever seen it. I think its a myth that I actually do have a home of my own. I really wouldn't be surprised if everyone thought I lived in a paper mache' hut made out of discarded Bush/Cheney campaign signs(not like they're gonna do them any good! Go Kerry!) and old Register guards... So yeah, ill have more details later, but whats on the menu is my world famous Salmon, im gonna bake as well as slow-barbeque (its an old Alaskan recipe) you have not had salmon till an Alaskan has cooked it. The salmon will be very fresh, and just like Dwight and his chickens, I have touched the fish. So yeah, my TV isn't huge, but my apartment will rock, good food, ill provide some wine and beer, but if you wanna get krunked, i recommend getting the Albies Special on PBR.

Well boys, ill leave you with this awesome game...so true...

http://www.collegehumor.com/?game_id=drunkwalk

Cheers!

Back by not-so-popular request...

So i guess one person read my blog! Thanks C-dub for the encouragement...i'll try to get the picture feature working on this thing so at least you have a little eye candy while reading my ranting. The only thing I can think to speak about was the wonderful draft for Fantasy Football 2004. Once again, Blackjack was absent, but thanks to Timmy, he ended up with a pretty stellar team. One cannot complain about picking up Plaxico Burress in the 1st round, followed only by the great kenny Dorsey, who (in case you've never heard blackjack bitch about how c-dub tells this story all the time, which he never really does...the fame of this story lies solely on the pastey, freckled shoulders of blackjack) threw touchdown passes to our belovoed c-dub. Last but not least, Drew Bennett, a family friend of the Wheary/Baker/some-other-last-name-i-can't-remember crew .. Thats a great one, two, three punch if you ask me!

Some shockers came from Ty taking Brett Favre in the third round, Max taking a fucking kicker in the 6th round (vanderjagt is good, but fuck me he is not that good)... This year looks to be promising. Lets just hope that P.Hol and the rest of the adopted wish-he-had-the-italian-stereotype-but-sure-as-fuck-doesnt Carignani crew doesn't kick all our asses...

Thats all the hyphonated statements i can think of for now...im ready for some fucking football!

Cera*

One last thing...

Please view this article. it really is amazing. Lets go anyone but Bush!! Fuck, Nader would do a better job AND we would probably be eating better...

Cera*

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4032

So im sitting at my computer in just my undies...

I realized today that after being an avid reader of Blackjack's blog, i was not able to post any kind of comment until had a little blog of my own. Well, what the fuck. Got nothin better to do. I suppose the only sweet thing that happened to me today that is worth typing out is that I talked to a drunk person today while at work. It seems that someone stole her wallet, and after I closed her Visa and Debit card, she insisted that I order her a new drivers liscence, and she wanted a picture from her website to be the picture. Aparently it showed her in her "true" form (i checked the site...yeah..porn). I won't post the website cause lets face it, porn is easy to come by if you can maintain your internet connection without the aid of one very strange CIS major. Anyway, this lady was a nut and kept calling me Tiffany.

I guess since this is my first blog, I can tell a little tale of my trip back home to Alaska that involved one of my family's fishing boats, the tractor that it takes to launch it and the cute boy operating the tractor. So when we got down to the bank where we launch the boat, i noticed that the ocean was throwing a bit of a tatrum, and even the valium my momma gave me (shes like a walking pharmacy..its money) wasn't gonna get me out in that fuckin rough shit. Ive caught hundreds of halibut in my day and I could live without catching another. Its like pulling up a fridge from 200 feet down, then having the fridge squirm away at the last minute causing you to break your fathers $200 fishing pole. Not too cool...anyway, so I decide to get off the boat and walk back to my cabin which is just about 300 feet from the water. But as I hop out I am met by the most amazing looking boonie man AND he was shirtless on a tractor. I just could not help myself. I watched my parents be put out to sea and pretended to wander up to my cabin, but felt the urge to see what little tractor boy was doing in that little shack. Turns out he was watching a very good movie...Old School to be exact. I pretend to be asking some dumb ass question, spurt off the next quote of the movie and am invited in to watch it with him and a couple of the other tractor boys. Yada Yada Yada, I was sore the next day. The end!



No, seriously, he let me drive the tractor and we wrestled and thats how i got sore., i promise! Ok, so i break promises, but this one is real,i promise. I didn't bone the tractor guy, but I could have! Cheers to all...

Cera*